Thursday, September 23, 2021

[nrhhh] Hash Committee Positions

Hi Hashers

It is that time of year when we all duck for cover because the Hash Mismanagement Committee will stand down and their positions need to be filled by unsuitably qualified people.  

Here is a vague description of each position so you can see what you might be unsuitably qualified for:

Grand Master or Grand Mattress:  God.  All powerful. Responsible for everything.  The buck stops here.  An honorary position given in recognition of a NRHHHarrier's contribution.

Religious Advisor (RA):  Irresponsibly run the Hash Circle by picking a run reporter and a walk reporter to highlight events on the run. They are to uphold the tradition of down downs with cheap wine and best beer used for milestones and misdemeanours. Above all they demand, and will be given, respect during the Hash Circle.

Hash Cash:  Gets to collect and count run, nosh and Esky money.  Then, has to pay the bills - to the host, to the Grogmeister and beyond.  All monies going in and out are to be accounted for and it is preferred that monies coming in remain greater than monies going out. This Hasher also keeps tabs on run numbers and dispenses the hot orange vests we parade in.  

Scribe:  Writer of weekly Hash Trash using witty prose to describe the run/walk which should be often, but not always, accurate.  Have liaisons with the Trailmaster and notify Hashers of the next week's run details.  Also have liaisons with the Hash Flash so we can see trashy photos of ourselves.  

Hash Flash:  Takes trashy photos and has reciprocal liaisons with the Scribe.

Trailmaster:  Without a Trailmaster there is no Hash.  Ensures there is a hare and host for every week of the year.  Distribute a receding hareline and update it when Hashers annoyingly change around.  Have reciprocal liaisons with the Scribe.

Grogmeister:  The most popular person at Hash.  The one all Hashers look for upon their return to Home.  The one who fills the Esky with the abovementioned cheap wine and best beer.  Oh, and some ginger beer.

On Sec:  Annoy the Mismanagement Committee with emails asking for opinions and meetings.  Take meeting minutes and distribute to the Committee.  Help out other positions as required.

Please volunteer in order to keep NRHHH mismanaged in to the future.  Let's invigorate Hash after so much disruption in recent times.

on on, Spin Cycle




[nrhhh] Hash Monday Sept 27

Hashers,
Training will be from the Wollongbar Rugby Club grounds 6pm, last time for a while you will have to bring a torch!
Hash esky will be there for hash down downs etc.
No food this time but there is the option of going to the Pioneer Tavern later.

Hares are Procol & Alterative Route.

On on HB

Thursday, September 16, 2021

[nrhhh] Hash cancelled Mon 20.

Nice to see so many turn up for training at Kadina park, might be the last for a couple of weeks!

Will keep you posted on the next training run when Lismore comes out of lockdown.

Stay safe everyone.
HB

Friday, September 10, 2021

[nrhhh] Hash Monday 13th Sept

Hashers, time to dust off the running gear & gather again for some beneficial exercise!

I have read & re read Mr Barilaro's statement:  "While community sport isn't allowed, but TRAINING is, with up to 20 people allowed to gather" 
So technically 20 hashers can gather to train, the training will be at Kadina Park, Goonellabah at 6pm. Just remember to bring your torch.
There will be NO food this week until we see how this easing pans out, but I think we may be able to imbibe in a training drink for rehydration purposes.

Looking forward to seeing ALL again.

ON ON HB

Thursday, August 12, 2021

[nrhhh] Fwd: Re: Hash tonight 9th August



Sent from my iPad

Begin forwarded message:

From: Patrick Fitz-Bugden <patrickfitzbugden@hotmail.com>
Date: 12 August 2021 at 7:14:02 am AEST
To: Susan Rayner <ssrayner@gmail.com>
Cc: nrhhh@freelists.org
Subject: [nrhhh] Re: Hash tonight 9th August

 Hello all,
Dearly missing you all & may even need a re-introduction, I have requested "at least" one Monday each month off just to enable me to stay in touch, thus far I have been promised 30/8 as night off. Haven't had a run or heard a joke in the 3 months I have been at my new job, that just guarantees I will be fatter, slower & even more boring than usual. If I am to host any runs between now & Santa, it doesn't look promising, sorry. Can't wait to see you all & It's made just a little bit harder by all the lovely photos & messages from those bloody Brown's out there in "Non Covid Land". Cheers, Bituman (Casper)

Sent from my iPad

On 9 Aug 2021, at 11:52 am, Susan Rayner <ssrayner@gmail.com> wrote:


Hi Hashers

It has been in the ABC news this morning that there is a Covid case associated with Lismore Base Hospital.  Also a case in Byron is being investigated.

Therefore, the Committee has decided there will be no HHH tonight.  We will monitor the situation and see what happens next week.

Stay safe all

Spin Cycle

[nrhhh] Re: Hash tonight 9th August

Hello all,
Dearly missing you all & may even need a re-introduction, I have requested "at least" one Monday each month off just to enable me to stay in touch, thus far I have been promised 30/8 as night off. Haven't had a run or heard a joke in the 3 months I have been at my new job, that just guarantees I will be fatter, slower & even more boring than usual. If I am to host any runs between now & Santa, it doesn't look promising, sorry. Can't wait to see you all & It's made just a little bit harder by all the lovely photos & messages from those bloody Brown's out there in "Non Covid Land". Cheers, Bituman (Casper)

Sent from my iPad

On 9 Aug 2021, at 11:52 am, Susan Rayner <ssrayner@gmail.com> wrote:


Hi Hashers

It has been in the ABC news this morning that there is a Covid case associated with Lismore Base Hospital.  Also a case in Byron is being investigated.

Therefore, the Committee has decided there will be no HHH tonight.  We will monitor the situation and see what happens next week.

Stay safe all

Spin Cycle

Monday, August 09, 2021

[nrhhh] Hash tonight 9th August

Hi Hashers

It has been in the ABC news this morning that there is a Covid case associated with Lismore Base Hospital.  Also a case in Byron is being investigated.

Therefore, the Committee has decided there will be no HHH tonight.  We will monitor the situation and see what happens next week.

Stay safe all

Spin Cycle

Thursday, August 05, 2021

[nrhhh] Re: next hash

On 5/08/2021 4:11 pm, Leah Manning wrote:
> Hash at uni herb garden, Military rd, No food but tea bag will provide
> bickies and cheese

sorry i meant no main meal, just some biscuits and cheese like we had at
lennox head a couple of weeks ago

[nrhhh] next hash

Hash at uni herb garden, Military rd, No food but tea bag will provide
bickies and cheese

Tuesday, August 03, 2021

[nrhhh] NRHHH Trash 2nd Aug 2021

Run 1880 - 2nd August 2021 RunnyMead
Next Run TeaBag TBA (Herb garden at UNI)